A Genius at Work

This is phenomenal!  Brady Quinn, 2.0!  Bring on the DA apologists, the ND bashers, the anti-Quinn fans, and everyone who had high hopes for this team and is now crushed!  This has the chance to rival “Boo Drew Night” in Philadelphia for angry fans!


We all know that this won’t make one bit of difference.  We know that they still can’t run the ball, Jamal Lewis running like he’s in quicksand, their receivers have hands of rock so solid you could build a house on them, the defensive backs rival matadors, Quinn is so ultra conservative under center he moves Rush Limbaugh left, DA gets confused with a base defense, and their coaching staff could probably be outsmarted by your local pee-wee league coach.  We could mix Johnny Unitas, Joe Montana, YA Tittle, John Elway, Otto Graham, and Roger Staubach together and would still be 4-12 at best this season.


The way Mangenius has handled this from day one has been a debacle.  From keeping it a secret to making a quick swap out of desperation, to now going back for one clear reason (DA sucks) and another not so clear reason (who really made this call?), #$%^ Mangini (I consider his first name a four-letter word that shouldn’t be said in front of women or children, like F&^$, S$%#, and D!@#) has done what I thought could not be done:  He took a bad situation and found a way to make it worse.


I have to give credit where credit is due.  I didn’t like Mangini from the beginning, but he found a way to make me like him even less.  That’s not easy.


Now that Randy’s becoming more involved and people want him to speak to the fans, I have a few questions.  I need to know these things because I have friends who desperately want this team to succeed.  It would be great for the city if this team was successful, and maybe even obnoxious Steeler fans would quite down (doubtful, but I can dream).  Anyway, I’ll close with 10 of them:


  1. What did #$%^ say in his interview that convinced you that you should hire him?
  2. What were your thoughts when he made history by becoming the first person to correct a draft choice in the same round he made the mistake?
  3. What do the London papers say about the Browns?
  4. Were you able to get a brat while standing in the tunnel in Chicago?
  5. When you fired Kokinis, was that the first time you saw him?
  6. Do you laugh as hard as I do when you see the ads for Browns season tickets?
  7. If the Buffalo game was in Cleveland, would you have given fans a refund for that debacle?
  8. If you do sign Mike Holmgren, when the Browns play Andy Reid and the Eagles, will you get Craig Stadler for the coin flip?
  9. How did you convince Dawg Pound Mike that you were concerned?  Was it a facial expression?
  10. Can I sign a four-year contract with you and only work for eight months?


Dan Boyce is the Sports Editor for TheSportsHole.com.  Along with his “Lord of the Stats” blog, Dan does frequent front page columns and his podcast, “The Boyce of the People”.  Anyone with any thoughts or comments can reach Dan here.


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